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Default Removing battery corrosion

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I did once hear of a guy trying to iron his birthday suit, after
drinking a lot of shine.... Luckily his wife ironed his head with a cast
iron frying pan before he damaged too much of his birthday suit. and she
then sent him to bed.

Nice. Like the story about the streaker in the old-folks home. Poor
vision just made the on-lookers think his clothes needed pressing...