On 24/12/2017 20:07, Bill wrote:
In message , David
writes
Not a person was stirring, not even a mouse.
Including the bloody fan on the cooker hood.
Lights work, control buttons for the fan (1,2,3) cause the indicator
light to come on, but no fan.

Serves you right for becoming a slave to modern technology.

I've just been ordered to stop talking and close the kitchen windows for
her.

Well at least it's not cold this year.

--
Adam