Graeme wrote
Brian Gaff wrote

You must be a pretty bad haircutter then. I've
always done mine and it seems to be acceptable

Yes, I have been doing mine with clippers for years, although admit
there is nothing on top to cut, and what is there, I just wear short.

Yeah, I prefer it so short I don't have to do anything after a
shower, just dry it with the towel. I wash the hair every shower.

Run the clippers over once a week, job done.

I don't do it anything like that frequently. Havent
recorded it but it must be every few months.

No need for a comb or hairbrush these days.

Yeah, don't bother with a comb at all anymore
and havent owned a hairbrush for more than
60 years and never used one even then.