On 11/26/2017 12:10 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:17:00 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

".A bolas (plural: bolas or bolases; from Spanish bola, "ball", also
known as boleadoras) is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on
the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by
entangling their legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas


I'm taking notes. Who knows when the zombie apocalypse will happen and
I will need some survival skills to slaughter roaming turkeys!

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Maggie