"FREMONT (KPIX) — Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn’t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.

--
Tekkie

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

--
Maggie

On 11/26/2017 12:17 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...


"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/
I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.

Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

The California lefty looneys don't own a pocket knife let alone a sharp machete...nice idea in the other 49 though.Â* ;-)

On 11/26/2017 11:26 AM, Ed wrote:
On 11/26/2017 12:17 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...


"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.

Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

The California lefty looneys don't own a pocket knife let alone a sharp
machete...nice idea in the other 49 though.Â* ;-)


I watch several homesteading shows! Nuff said!

--
Maggie

On 2017-11-23, Oren wrote:

"FREMONT (KPIX) — Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

Ex-Livermore denizen, here.

My other 'ex-Livermore' friend also moved, but not before he sed there
were NOW dozens of wild turkeys roaming around his old neighborhood.
Seems they've moved down outta the foothills and followed their wild
hog buddies down into the lower SFBA proper.

Nary a single one, here in the CO Rockies. 8|

nb

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:17:00 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

".A bolas (plural: bolas or bolases; from Spanish bola, "ball", also
known as boleadoras) is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on
the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by
entangling their legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 10:10:17 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:17:00 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

".A bolas (plural: bolas or bolases; from Spanish bola, "ball", also
known as boleadoras) is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on
the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by
entangling their legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas

There are a number of different kinds of trapping device that would
work. (snares, box traps, leg hold traps etc). I guy who was decent
with a cast net might be able to get them 2 or 3 at a time, throwing
it off his balcony. The problem is how would you actually kill the
turkey and not be accused of being inhumane? Remember all the ****
Sarah Palin got in because she inadvertently showed how it was done at
a turkey farm?
These snowflakes prefer thinking turkeys grow on trees in those
plastic bags they come in at Ralphs.

On Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:03:25 -0500, Tekkie®
wrote:

Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.

I think they wanted to ban lead. Right? Stainless steel shot cost
more. The birds are likely out of the hills because of all the recent
fires.

On 11/26/2017 12:10 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:17:00 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

".A bolas (plural: bolas or bolases; from Spanish bola, "ball", also
known as boleadoras) is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on
the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by
entangling their legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas


I'm taking notes. Who knows when the zombie apocalypse will happen and
I will need some survival skills to slaughter roaming turkeys!

--
Maggie

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 13:34:07 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 10:10:17 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:17:00 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

".A bolas (plural: bolas or bolases; from Spanish bola, "ball", also
known as boleadoras) is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on
the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by
entangling their legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas

There are a number of different kinds of trapping device that would
work. (snares, box traps, leg hold traps etc). I guy who was decent
with a cast net might be able to get them 2 or 3 at a time, throwing
it off his balcony. The problem is how would you actually kill the
turkey and not be accused of being inhumane? Remember all the ****
Sarah Palin got in because she inadvertently showed how it was done at
a turkey farm?
These snowflakes prefer thinking turkeys grow on trees in those
plastic bags they come in at Ralphs.

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

On 2017-11-26, Oren wrote:

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

Apparently, this CA native son is NOT a snowflake.

nb

On 26 Nov 2017 21:23:26 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2017-11-26, Oren wrote:

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

Apparently, this CA native son is NOT a snowflake.

nb

Right. You got out early.

On Sunday, November 26, 2017 at 4:56:41 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On 26 Nov 2017 21:23:26 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2017-11-26, Oren wrote:

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

Apparently, this CA native son is NOT a snowflake.

nb

Right. You got out early.

There's quite an exodus from Californiastan by companies and sane people. I wonder if Californiastan will ever become like other Commie countries and shoot people who try to escape? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[8~{} Uncle Curious Monster

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 13:18:00 -0800, Oren wrote:

There are a number of different kinds of trapping device that would
work. (snares, box traps, leg hold traps etc). I guy who was decent
with a cast net might be able to get them 2 or 3 at a time, throwing
it off his balcony. The problem is how would you actually kill the
turkey and not be accused of being inhumane? Remember all the ****
Sarah Palin got in because she inadvertently showed how it was done at
a turkey farm?
These snowflakes prefer thinking turkeys grow on trees in those
plastic bags they come in at Ralphs.

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

I bet the Mexicans can and we have Cubans here who can do it one
handed

On 26 Nov 2017 21:23:26 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2017-11-26, Oren wrote:

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

Apparently, this CA native son is NOT a snowflake.


Then you would be eating a lot of turkey then.
BTW satire bit on
Great hedge on the apocalypse. Maybe we should be infesting the cities
and suburbs with game (more than now). When they got hungry, it might
keep them in town longer so we would not have to shoot as many when
starvation set in satire bit off ;-)

On 2017-11-27, wrote:

BTW satire bit on
Great hedge on the apocalypse. Maybe we should be infesting the cities
and suburbs with game (more than now). When they got hungry, it might
keep them in town longer so we would not have to shoot as many when
starvation set in satire bit off ;-)

I can relate. but I simply moved to CO.

nb

Muggles posted for all of us...



On 11/26/2017 12:10 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:17:00 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

".A bolas (plural: bolas or bolases; from Spanish bola, "ball", also
known as boleadoras) is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on
the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by
entangling their legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas


I'm taking notes. Who knows when the zombie apocalypse will happen and
I will need some survival skills to slaughter roaming turkeys!

I was looking through my old ammo and saw some apocalypse stuff and realized
I gotta shoot the stuff up it's probably 3 years old...

--
Tekkie

Oren posted for all of us...



On Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:03:25 -0500, Tekkie®
wrote:

Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.

I think they wanted to ban lead. Right? Stainless steel shot cost
more. The birds are likely out of the hills because of all the recent
fires.

California wants to ban everything. I think steel shot is still legal,
although I'm not much of a bird hunter. Too much difference between a
Butterball and wild.

Your fire theory sounds logical.

--
Tekkie

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 19:42:13 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 13:18:00 -0800, Oren wrote:

There are a number of different kinds of trapping device that would
work. (snares, box traps, leg hold traps etc). I guy who was decent
with a cast net might be able to get them 2 or 3 at a time, throwing
it off his balcony. The problem is how would you actually kill the
turkey and not be accused of being inhumane? Remember all the ****
Sarah Palin got in because she inadvertently showed how it was done at
a turkey farm?
These snowflakes prefer thinking turkeys grow on trees in those
plastic bags they come in at Ralphs.

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

I bet the Mexicans can and we have Cubans here who can do it one
handed

In Collier County it used to be illegal to use nets (cast or gill) to
catch mullet.

Guy was arrested, went to court for illegal fishing. His lawyer
persuaded the jury that a mullet was not a fish; but instead, a fowl.

He said because it had a gizzard and when it jumped out of the water
it was evolving and learning to fly.

Not Guilty!

Oren posted for all of us...



On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 19:42:13 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 13:18:00 -0800, Oren wrote:

There are a number of different kinds of trapping device that would
work. (snares, box traps, leg hold traps etc). I guy who was decent
with a cast net might be able to get them 2 or 3 at a time, throwing
it off his balcony. The problem is how would you actually kill the
turkey and not be accused of being inhumane? Remember all the ****
Sarah Palin got in because she inadvertently showed how it was done at
a turkey farm?
These snowflakes prefer thinking turkeys grow on trees in those
plastic bags they come in at Ralphs.

Snowflakes in Cali have never seen a cast net or know how to make one
open full circle. :-)

I bet the Mexicans can and we have Cubans here who can do it one
handed

In Collier County it used to be illegal to use nets (cast or gill) to
catch mullet.

Guy was arrested, went to court for illegal fishing. His lawyer
persuaded the jury that a mullet was not a fish; but instead, a fowl.

He said because it had a gizzard and when it jumped out of the water
it was evolving and learning to fly.

Not Guilty!

I would like to protest things like that but I don't have the bux or youth.

--
Tekkie