On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 10:10:17 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:17:00 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 11/24/2017 1:03 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Oren posted for all of us...



"FREMONT (KPIX) ? Many Bay Area towns and cities seeing more wild
turkeys than usual this year. In Fremont, one fed-up homeowner says a
turkey attacked him.

In the past few years, the Warm Springs neighborhood in Fremont hasn?t
been the same since a gang moved in"

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/fremont-neighborhood-under-siege-after-gang-of-wild-turkeys-moves-in/

I presume they can't use firearms to thin the herd.


Grab them up by the head and use a sharp machete to chop the head off.
Then you can have free range turkey for dinner!

".A bolas (plural: bolas or bolases; from Spanish bola, "ball", also
known as boleadoras) is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on
the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by
entangling their legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas

There are a number of different kinds of trapping device that would
work. (snares, box traps, leg hold traps etc). I guy who was decent
with a cast net might be able to get them 2 or 3 at a time, throwing
it off his balcony. The problem is how would you actually kill the
turkey and not be accused of being inhumane? Remember all the ****
Sarah Palin got in because she inadvertently showed how it was done at
a turkey farm?
These snowflakes prefer thinking turkeys grow on trees in those
plastic bags they come in at Ralphs.