Did you hear the one about the man that woke up
in the hospital after a bad accident? He screamed
"I can't feel my legs!!!" Doctor comes in and says,
"That's right. Your arms are gone."
The tree stumps aren't eating anything, some fertilizer on
them and in them will help break them down over a
few years, and be done with it.

Daniel L. Belton wrote in message
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let him try it... he will have even more stumps... like stumps for arms
and
legs if he's lucky...