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Default What is this discoloration in toilet?

On Wednesday, September 27, 2017 at 12:14:06 PM UTC-5, Nick wrote:
replying to zcarenow, Nick wrote:
It is a scale build up from urine and is very hard. You can scrape it off with
a flat screw driver or any sharp object you can get in to scrape it off
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You're too late. 10 years ago, zcarenow became so enraged at the stains in his toilet that he suffered a stroke, fell headfirst into his toilet and drowned. After four days without food, his 267 gerbils escaped their enclosure and since they were so hungry, the furry little critters found and feasted on zcarenow's corpse. It was three months before the tragedy was discovered when a family member went to check on him. There is now a colony of carnivorous gerbils hidden in the surrounding hills preying upon area pets and livestock. Animal Control has tried to eliminate the feral gerbils by using flame throwers but the offensive odor of roasting gerbils has been too much for the officers to tolerate. Some guys from Peru were finally brought in to help since they eat guinea pigs and it was reasoned that those rodents were close enough. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

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