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On Mon, 25 Sep 2017 16:25:38 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:

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On Mon, 25 Sep 2017 16:17:57 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 9/25/2017 3:06 PM, pandora wrote:


My new Mazda hatchback has a key fob to start the car. It can be
left in my pants pocket or my purse and it still starts the car as
long as it's in the car. Unless the battery in the key fob dies and
then nothing which happened to me recently. Changed the battery and
all was good.


If it happens again, try holding the fob right next to the start
button.
If the battery is weak it may give enough signal to get the car
started so you can go to the battery store for a new one.

I know that now. That's exactly what the tow truck driver did when I
called him. Was *I* embarrassed. You betcha!

My ex once called for a tow because her car wouldn't start. She didn't
have it in park. LOL.

Heh. At least I made certain of that first before I called.

I used to get service calls where people would say their circuit was
dead. I'd ask them over the phone if they checked the breaker, because
I feel bad if I have to drive all the way out there, flip a breaker, and
then charge them a minimum $60. I'd even explain to them that you can't
just push it to the on position if it's tripped, you have to push it all
the way to off first to cock the mechanism inside, and then to on.

I learned *that* a long time ago. I always push it back and forth
several times before I call for help.

They'd always insist that they did all that, so I'd get out there, and
at least half a dozen times, all I had to do was exactly what they had
insisted they had already done.

Yep. People are just darn stubborn and can't believe it is that simple.

I remember one poor secretary who was afraid her boss would get mad at
her when he found out it was just a tripped breaker, so I had to be a
little creative when I wrote up the invoice.

That was kind of you. :-)

What's done is done. She has a problem, and got it fixed... that's all
her boss needed to know. I'm sure he didn't hire her to be a
secretary/electrician. I showed her how to do it in case she ever had to
again, and life goes on. Hopefully, her boss wasn't some tyrant.

Down time costs money too if you're running a business. I got a call
from a USPS sorting facility one night, because they had a sorting
machine that was manned by eight employees, and it quit unexpectedly.
When I got there, there were suits running around all over the place, and
they were absolutely frantic, which meant I'd better get that machine
back up ASAP... no pressure there!

It turned out to be a simple problem... a burned connection on a power
transformer, except that it was twenty feet in the air. They had their
own scissorlift, so I had them back in business in about an hour.

What I didn't tell them, was that I took the cover off the transformer
while it was hot, because I didn't want to shut off any more **** until I
knew what was going on. As I removed the cover, it came pretty damned
close to touching the live 480 volt primary terminals inside. It
wouldn't have shocked me, but it would have made for some spectacular
fireworks and an arc burn on my hands. I forget what I charged them, but
it probably wasn't enough.

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