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Default A tactical ham and cheese sandwich

On Wed, 30 Aug 2017 17:40:02 -0700, If 6 Was 9 wrote:

On Thu, 31 Aug 2017 06:46:52 +0700,
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On Wed, 30 Aug 2017 11:38:11 -0500, Red Prepper wrote:

On Wed, 30 Aug 2017 11:48:04 -0400, Ed Huntress
wrote:
On Tue, 29 Aug 2017 22:20:25 -0500, Red Pecker
wrote:


On Tue, 29 Aug 2017 17:54:52 -0400, Ed Huntress
wrote:
On Tue, 29 Aug 2017 15:33:49 -0500, Red Prepper
wrote:


On Tue, 29 Aug 2017 15:29:39 -0500, Red Prepper
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On Tue, 29 Aug 2017 13:04:39 -0400, Ed Huntress
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On Sat, 26 Aug 2017 09:24:36 -0700, Winston Smith
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After browsing Amazon for some gun accessories, I've
decided
to
take a
break and have a tactical ham and cheese sandwich.

Does the word "tactical" have any real meaning left?




It means "If you stick this on your Picattiny rail,
everyone
will
know
that you fantasize about killing people."




It's a tribal thing they use to identify each other in the
field.




--
Ed Huntress


In your tribe all of the males sashay around in their
brightly
colored cum stained **** dresses.



Hey, RCM, I'm sorry I sashayed my **** into a
real man newsgroup. I thought you wouldn't notice
my infected, worn-out pecker.


--
Red Pecker



Your projection, and your apology, are accepted, Pecker. g


Why do you play those stupid, pre-adolescent games? Don't you
realize
you're just projecting your own fears? Do you think there is anyone
so
stupid he doesn't recognize it?


--
Ed ****dress

Me projecting? Everyone knows that it's you who wears the ****
dresses. Nice projection though. You have anything on-topic to post,
or are you just here to troll for gay sex again? I noticed you sought
out your welcoming buddy in your latest troll.


Nice try there. But in the eternal search for truth and honesty could
you post a picture of Eddy standing there in a skirt? Perhaps with
fishing pole on shoulder and bony legs peeping out from under his
petticoats?

The alternate is, of course, to admit by default that you simply don't
know what you are talking about and are just standing there on the
porch stamping your feet and screaming "I want my Mommy".

What's next? You will lay down, kick your feet and hold your breath
until you turn blue?

Instead of the Red Pecker you can rename yourself "Blue Boy".


Ed kicks Pecker's ass in EVERY exchange, but Pecker thinks that
pretending victory makes up for losing. His irrational mind is a
curious thing to behold, but all too common in the survivalist
newsgroups. I assume he's in the same boat as Wieber, living a life
that's so ****ed up that the imaginary "great cull" is the best thing
they have going on. I wonder if a 20% reduction in social service
money, or free semi-realistic sex dolls, would knock most of these
warped boobs off Usenet.


I believe that most of these sorts are failures but rather then admit
their short comings to themselves they get on the Internet and call Ed
a ****.

One can only assume that they cackle all the way to bed that evening
muttering "See there! See There! I called Ed a ****. That'll show
him".

But of course he showed Ed all he had in the first message he ever
posted.
--
Cheers,

Schweik