On Sun, 27 Aug 2017 21:03:53 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

I was naked in the yard last night using the hose god gave me, trying
to get the dog to get with the program.

You tried to encourage your dog to pee by doing so yourself? I wonder what was going through the dog's mind.

It appeared to be "This is where we pee" because he let one go right
there are we could go back into the house. This is a puppy and he is
still trying to figure this stuff out.