In article , says...

That's all very well, but I kept getting woken up by them calling. I
don't mind taking the **** out of them if I'm not busy, but when I'm
asleep it really ****es me off.

I used to get a few a day of people coming to my door trying to sell things, but since I put up a large notice on the door they've stopped:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tlb2gay2pb...esmen.jpg?dl=0

I like the sign that says "We shoot every 3rd salesman and the 2nd one
just left"

You seem to be in England, so guess that would not work.