On Thursday, August 17, 2017 at 12:59:01 AM UTC-5, Bod wrote:
On 17/08/2017 06:09, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, August 16, 2017 at 4:59:48 PM UTC-5, Unquestionably Confused wrote:
On 8/16/2017 3:03 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 8/16/2017 1:04 PM, Tekkie® wrote:

My Panasonic has 3000 spam slots. I have used less than 800 of them.
Press
one button press the accept and they are history. No more Rachael from
card
services, MS support, or politicos. If I have time I play with them until
the want info then all of a sudden GONE. My record is 17 minutes. I
like it
when females call...

Had a good one yesterday. I won a vacation, 6 days and five nights. I
asked him if I could split it up, 2 days now, 2 days next month, 2 days
later. He did no know about that. I then asked if I could take the 6
days now and the 5 nights later. He asked "are you fukin with me" So I
replied "no, I'm ****ing your sister. He went into a tirade calling me
all sort of named so when he called a mother ****er I told him yes, your
mother is better than your sister. I think I made his work day a little
brighter.

Why is it that us retired olde fartz take such joy in such simple
pleasures? You, sir, are a gentleman, scholar and a kindred spirit. I
love to mess with them. SWMBO will often walk into my den or the family
room after I finish screwing one over and laugh saying "Got another
idiot, eh?"

I like your idea about splitting up the vacation time. Will use it next
time.

Got one of those calls for loans for the truly desperate. I told the
guy I was about $45,000 in arrears, was facing bankruptcy and really,
really needed the money bad to support my gambling habit. He was going
on and on like I was touting a $300K income, an 845 credit score and
wanted to pledge my Ferrari as collateral on a $2,500 loan. He finally
got done with his spiel and was getting ready to hand me off the closer
and asked if I had any questions before he did so. I simply asked if
everyone working there was so f**king stupid as to not know when
somebody was screwing with them.


I got a call a while back about student loan help. I've been out of college for around a half century and paid my way through so I have no college loans but I had to frak with the guy who sounded like he was at a call center in India. I told him I owed 135 million dollars and didn't know what to do and was considering suicide or going on a bank robbing spree. I kept him on as long as I could by telling him that I was considering going into the manufacture of illegal drugs. I got more bizarre until he finally hung up on me. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Crazed Monster

I had an Indian call me from a supposed call centre who said that he was
from BT and that my computer had a very serious virus and he could
remove it if I typed in certain words. I said would it help if I gave
you my password. he of course jumped at this and said yes that would be
very helpful, so I gave him a string of letters/numbers and characters
about 20 digits long and the last letter I said was B, but I added an
almost silent p on the end, which sounded like BEE puh. he kept asking
did I say B or p or both. After repeating the same letter about 4 times
I burst out laughing and he hung up.
Kept him on the phone for at least 10 mins.


Me and my brother are hell on telemarketers. We will keep an eye on the Caller ID and recognize numbers that don't belong to friends and will answer with phrases like, "FBI telemarketing fraud unit. This is special agent Campbell, how may I help you?"..."Drug Enforcement Administration tip line, who do you wish to turn in or inform on?"..."Gay and Lesbian hotline, we know life sucks but we can help you lick your problems! What seems to be the trouble dear, are you Gay or Lesbian?".... and on and on. We love to mess with telepests.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Telly Monster