On Thu, 20 Jul 2017 22:16:02 +0100, Cursitor Doom wrote:

On Thu, 20 Jul 2017 11:56:42 +0100, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Why not make it compulsory to teach your kids to swim?

Why not make it compulsory to give your kids a bath?

Because they can't die of being dirty.

I mean, there are decent people living - or trying to - in Kensington &
Chelsea.

What?

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