W.C. Fields, when asked why he did not drink 'cool, clean water' replied:

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish f*ck in it, you know."

Peter Wieck
Melrose Park, PA

€œSuppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.€�
ۥ Harry Truman

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
- H.L. Mencken