On Fri, 02 Jun 2017 19:29:55 +0100, T wrote:

On 06/01/2017 12:25 AM, Bod wrote:
On 01/06/2017 00:51, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 31 May 2017 23:40:12 +0100, T wrote:

On 05/31/2017 07:26 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 31 May 2017 09:07:37 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 31/05/2017 08:58, T wrote:
On 05/31/2017 12:18 AM, Bod wrote:
On 31/05/2017 08:02, Bod wrote:
Describe what heaven will be like please!

Apparently it's all described in the Bible, so could you condense it
into the basic facts for me, I'm interested.

I've just read that there are supposed to be *three* heavens.
The confusion mounts.

The Mormons have two heavens and one hell. The Christians,
only one. Perhaps you are thinking of a different religoun?

Hmm! apparently it's in the Bible:

The Firmament, Third Heaven, and Structure of Things Biblical
www.kjvbible.org/firmament.html
"And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to
divide the day ... days of the Genesis regeneration the Lord God
defined
Three Heavens.

For fairly good people, good people, and very good people?


Why is it again that I like you?

I never said you did. Where did you get this idea?

And if you don't like me, you have hate inside of you, perhaps you
should go to hell? God is watching you always :-P

Ergh!! that's worse than being spied on by CCTV. This means that he
watches you even on the loo and in the shower.....the creepy pervert.
God sounds more like Rolf Harris.

Oh yeah, you don't get away with ****e. God Inside me
is the Holy Spirit.

What does god do if you have a wank?

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