On Wednesday, May 31, 2017 at 10:48:01 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 31 May 2017 15:31:32 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 31/05/2017 15:25, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 31 May 2017 08:58:17 +0100, T wrote:

On 05/31/2017 12:18 AM, Bod wrote:
On 31/05/2017 08:02, Bod wrote:
Describe what heaven will be like please!

Apparently it's all described in the Bible, so could you condense it
into the basic facts for me, I'm interested.

I've just read that there are supposed to be *three* heavens.
The confusion mounts.

The Mormons have two heavens and one hell. The Christians,
only one. Perhaps you are thinking of a different religoun?

So can you access one from the other? Is there a doorway between them?
Could the Muslims invade the Christian heaven?

Indeed, could the Christians steal all of the Muslim virgins.

Why would they want to? Eurgh! Imagine sleeping with a Muslim woman, they're really ugly.
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