On 24/05/2017 19:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 17:23:22 +0100, Mark
wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 17:01:22 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 16:49:00 +0100, Mark
wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:55:09 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:47:57 +0100, Bod wrote:
On 24/05/2017 15:35, Mark wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:28:54 +0100, Bod
wrote:
We also have them, as does another neighbour across the
road.

Are they called hedgehogs because they like hedges? I never
actually
noticed the first 5 letters were the same. Never seen
one in a
hedge,
just sat in the middle of my lawn.
Hang on, you have fences.
They hang out under the shrubbery.
Has it got a nice two level effect?
Yes and with an escalator.
I hope you give the hedgehogs adequate escalator training.
We send them on H & S courses.
Hedge and soil?
Hunting & Sex courses.
I'll go for the latter, as long as there's a practical exam ;-)
Well I'm not doing it if there isn't.
John Cleese did one once.
Did what, exactly?
A class.
When, where, how etc?
On television, by demonstration.

Why do you always go straight to the clitoris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejaWq2TXRXE