On Wed, 24 May 2017 16:49:00 +0100, Mark wrote:

On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:55:09 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:47:57 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/05/2017 15:35, Mark wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:28:54 +0100, Bod wrote:



We also have them, as does another neighbour across the road.

Are they called hedgehogs because they like hedges? I never
actually
noticed the first 5 letters were the same. Never seen one in a
hedge,
just sat in the middle of my lawn.

Hang on, you have fences.

They hang out under the shrubbery.

Has it got a nice two level effect?

Yes and with an escalator.

I hope you give the hedgehogs adequate escalator training.

We send them on H & S courses.

Hedge and soil?

Hunting & Sex courses.

I'll go for the latter, as long as there's a practical exam ;-)

Well I'm not doing it if there isn't.

John Cleese did one once.

Did what, exactly?

A class.

--
"Sir, your daughter says she loves me, she can't live without me, and wants to marry me."
"And you're asking my permission to marry her?"
"No, I'm asking you to make her leave me the hell alone!!"