On Wed, 24 May 2017 16:48:15 +0100, Mark wrote:

On Wed, 24 May 2017 16:30:41 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

On Wed, 24 May 2017 16:06:37 +0100, Mark wrote:

On Wed, 24 May 2017 08:00:09 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:35:41 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:28:54 +0100, Bod wrote:



We also have them, as does another neighbour across the road.

Are they called hedgehogs because they like hedges? I never
actually
noticed the first 5 letters were the same. Never seen one in a
hedge,
just sat in the middle of my lawn.

Hang on, you have fences.

They hang out under the shrubbery.

Has it got a nice two level effect?

Yes and with an escalator.

I hope you give the hedgehogs adequate escalator training.

We send them on H & S courses.

Hedge and soil?

Hunting & Sex courses.

I'll go for the latter, as long as there's a practical exam ;-)

I would have thought a guide on how to have sex with a hedgehog would have a detailed health and safety section especailly when it comes to the practical exam.

I'll go for the module on human females.

Don't you know what to do with them?

Yes, of course. But I could always do with more.

Our genes are all wrong. There should be 10 females to each male.

--
"Sir, your daughter says she loves me, she can't live without me, and wants to marry me."
"And you're asking my permission to marry her?"
"No, I'm asking you to make her leave me the hell alone!!"