On Wed, 24 May 2017 16:44:29 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/05/2017 16:30, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:57:43 +0100, Bod wrote:


I hope you give the hedgehogs adequate escalator training.

We send them on H & S courses.

Hedge and soil?

Hunting & Sex courses.

I'll go for the latter, as long as there's a practical exam ;-)

With a hedgehog?! Ouch!

You'd definitely feel a few pricks.

Does that class as an orgy?

I'm not an orgy expert.

Then you've never lived.

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