On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:59:35 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/05/2017 15:55, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:47:57 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 24/05/2017 15:35, Mark wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:28:54 +0100, Bod wrote:



We also have them, as does another neighbour across the road.

Are they called hedgehogs because they like hedges? I never
actually
noticed the first 5 letters were the same. Never seen one in a
hedge,
just sat in the middle of my lawn.

Hang on, you have fences.

They hang out under the shrubbery.

Has it got a nice two level effect?

Yes and with an escalator.

I hope you give the hedgehogs adequate escalator training.

We send them on H & S courses.

Hedge and soil?

Hunting & Sex courses.

I'll go for the latter, as long as there's a practical exam ;-)

Well I'm not doing it if there isn't.

John Cleese did one once.

Did you witness this event?

On television.

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