OT Cats
On Wed, 24 May 2017 08:00:09 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:35:41 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:28:54 +0100, Bod wrote:
We also have them, as does another neighbour across the road.
Are they called hedgehogs because they like hedges? I never
actually
noticed the first 5 letters were the same. Never seen one in a
hedge,
just sat in the middle of my lawn.
Hang on, you have fences.
They hang out under the shrubbery.
Has it got a nice two level effect?
Yes and with an escalator.
I hope you give the hedgehogs adequate escalator training.
We send them on H & S courses.
Hedge and soil?
Hunting & Sex courses.
I'll go for the latter, as long as there's a practical exam ;-)
I would have thought a guide on how to have sex with a hedgehog would have a detailed health and safety section especailly when it comes to the practical exam.
I'll go for the module on human females.
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