On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:35:38 +0100, Mark wrote:

On Wed, 24 May 2017 15:28:54 +0100, Bod wrote:



We also have them, as does another neighbour across the road.

Are they called hedgehogs because they like hedges? I never
actually
noticed the first 5 letters were the same. Never seen one in a
hedge,
just sat in the middle of my lawn.

Hang on, you have fences.

They hang out under the shrubbery.

Has it got a nice two level effect?

Yes and with an escalator.

I hope you give the hedgehogs adequate escalator training.

We send them on H & S courses.

Hedge and soil?

Hunting & Sex courses.

I'll go for the latter, as long as there's a practical exam ;-)

M'colleague (a very hot woman) once sent an email round organising ways to get fit. I asked the number of calories used during sex. She said it depends on the position. I asked if she would be doing practical demonstrations and got no reply.

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