On 23/05/2017 19:16, T i m wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 19:00:18 +0100, alan_m
wrote:

On 23/05/2017 01:27, T i m wrote:

I was considering doping the water with some form of vivid die or
strong smell that they can traipse back over their 'owners' homes but
a friendly neighbour must have got there first with some nice black
grease or some such on the top of his fence ... ;-)

As it is impossible to reason with a cat owner

I think there must be a hidden back room at the vets where new cat
owners have some sort of 'treatment' to remove any civil rationality
when it comes to cats ... ? ;-(

re-cycling old engine oil
gets their attention.

I'm surprised it does. Even when 'Mr Tiddles' knocks a can of Cola
into their expensive laptop, or expensive vase off the mantle piece
they just seem to think it's 'cute'. ;-(

Maybe we (non cat owners) don't find it's so cute because all our
insurance premiums go up. ;-(

Top tip for cat owners. Don't leave a full can of cola next to an
expensive laptop. It's not hard to do.

And why the **** would anyone want an expensive vase?


If you want stuff destroying then get labradoodles.


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Adam