bert wrote:
In article , Mr Pounder Esquire
writes
Mark wrote:
On Mon, 22 May 2017 09:41:25 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile,
still living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The
other cats have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

Cats are far more of a pest than mice.

HA!
About 3 years ago whilst weeding my garden I ended up with my
kneeling mat full of cat **** and my jeans full of cat ****.
The mat went into the bin.
The cat **** parts of my jeans were cut out and chucked into the cat
owners garden. He saw me do it and never said a word.


Probably thinking what a dick.

Nope, he was scared of confrontation. I was up for it.
He is a yellow spineless **** all. Typical cat owner.