Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Being a bit thick, he's probably just realising that you've killed all his
other pets and next he'll work out what he's going to do about it. Expect
poisoned bacon or chicken to appear in your garden soon and don't be
surprised if, one night you feel a thud on the back of your head and wake up
12 hours later with a mouthfull of cold cat ****