On 22/05/2017 17:52, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
harry wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile,
still living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The
other cats have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

And rabbits and squirrels, in our case.

No rabbits or squirrels in our case.

Just plastic butterflies then?



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Adam