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On 18/04/2017 11:00, T i m wrote:
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On Tuesday, 18 April 2017 03:14:53 UTC+1, Rod Speed
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Or for pursuing criminals who are running away from
the cops either. Corse a ****ing great alsatian is likely
to be a seen as a tad more threatening by the average
running crim too.

I'm pretty certain a similarly sized lion/tiger would be
considered
more
threatening.


;-)

That could work as long as the handler wore armour, had the
beast
on
a
(long / strong) lead and the laws on keeping dangerous
animals
was
changed to allow the Police animals to actually kill crims
(as
I'm
not
sure the recall command would work as well on a lion as it
would
on
a
dog). ;-)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/10...rning-hug.html

My ****ing great alsatian left that for dead.

He'd jump up and nip you on the cheek as a greeting.

Trouble is that he'd do that with visitors who showed up
enough
too
and
it was very difficult to predict when he was going to decide
that
they
were welcome visitors and do it for the first time with a
particular
visitor. With a huge great dog like that, it could give them
a
bit
of
a
fright.

If he never harms anyone, what's the problem?

No problem, its just better if the more timid
of the visitors don't get an unpleasant surprise.

Nah, it teaches them not to be afraid of dogs.

It doesn't teach them anything, those who are afraid of dogs
are even more afraid of dogs after that, because they decide
that they are even less predictable than they thought.

That's their problem.

It is indeed, but I'd prefer to not have them **** their pants at
my
place.

Humans are bigger and more intelligent than dogs. Being afraid of
them
is
pathetic.

You'd be afraid of him when he's well away.

One party trick was to look out the kitchen window and
say to the dog 'some burglar is stealing your BONES'

He'd go absolutely ****ing bananas.

I tried to get someone to go out in the backyard in that situation,
I recon I would have stopped if I had told him to, but no one was
ever game to try it, even those who knew a lot about dogs.

Huge great dog, massive across the chest and quite
spectacular when going absolutely ****ing bananas.

I used to have one Italian neighbour who used to borrow garden
tools.
As
with most dogs, mine went ****ing bananas when he showed up,
because
he
was obviously terrified of dogs. Wasn't long before he wasn't
even
game
to knock on the door and ask to borrow anything.

Oh dear. I have no problem with any dog. Very few attack me.

I've only been bitten twice, once when I was still a young
kid wandering around the lion cages when the circus was
in town. I didn't even notice that there was a dog chained
up under one of the cages until it bit me on the leg.

Those that do get my foot in their face.

That would be a great way to end up ****ed over very
comprehensively
indeed if you were ever actually stupid enough to try it with mine.

There's a reason the cops use them and not one crim ever
gets away with doing something like that with those.

We can use tools, they can't.

Have fun finding a tool other than a gun that works I that situation.

And it would need to be a shortened shotty too.

Brick, stone from a rockery....

Wouldn't work, you'd get savaged trying to find the brick or rock.

I can find it with a quick glance. Most gardens have rocks.

The problem isnt finding the rock, its not getting savaged picking it up.

I can kick.

A well trained dog will grab it and rip it off.