On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 03:07:52 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 01:01:14 +0100, Rod Speed
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"T i m" wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 08:51:37 +1000, "Rod Speed"
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On 17/04/2017 18:15, Rod Speed wrote:
Mike Tomlinson wrote
tim... wrote

to come back when called, not so

All the kittens with the exception of one now come when called.

They don't even recognise their own name.
It's a real rocket scientist cat that can do that.
They actually come when you make noises that indicate food is being
served.

Can dogs walk a tightrope?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlKYtLlvRlU

They don't climb trees very well either.

Luckily, dogs rarely need (or want) to do either ... nor therefore
waste the Fire Brigades time getting rescued when they get stuck.

They can find people on mountains

And are much better for drug sniffing and finding corpses too.

What do you have against drugs?

I don't. Its those who train the dogs to do that that do.

They also have currency sniffing dogs that somehow
manage to work out if you have a lot of currency or
whether its just sort of quantity that most have.

Dunno how well they work with our entirely plastic
currency now tho.

Is your plastic currency as bad as ours? It won't lay flat. If you're trying to count many notes, they retain the curve from being folded in people's wallets and keep falling onto the floor.

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