On 01/04/17 13:32, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 01/04/17 13:21, Graeme wrote:
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Breeding Kittens to walking Dogs and now onto flogging Dead Horses.

That made me smile :-)
not to mention bouncing dead cats and the appalling stench of last years
tench.


That reminds me of this raving queen I used to know. A chap and his bird
were visiting. The Queen was highly dismissive of women, and the
atmosphere was icy...then the cat jumped onto the bird's lap.


"Oh look! The *cat* likes Karen".

There was a moments silence punctuated by a haughty sniff "It must be
the smell of fish".


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Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have
guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Josef Stalin