On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 1:40:19 AM UTC-4, Hopalong Hirschowitz wrote:

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*None* of them are true, gummer. Dan doesn't believe any of them.




Actually I do believe some are true. I might be wrong, but some I believe.

For example I believe the one about the weld failing on the trailer tongue is true. It might be fake. I may just be gullible.

Dan