Tim Lamb wrote:
In message , Andy Burns
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Davey wrote:

My partial dyslexia made me see that Subject at first glance as:
"...tapered duck...".

Did that set you up to read "mallet" as "mallard" :-P

I'm so glad it wasn't that.

Anyway, aren't ducks corkscrewed, rather than tapered?

You're thinking of male pigs appendages.


Not just pigs...

https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

Tim

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