On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 01:21:46 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

There's a sceptic tank additive you can get at a hardware store that helps break down solid waste.


Why not just drink the additive and it will get into the septic system that way? ¯\_(?)_/¯

[8~{} Uncle Poop Monster

Try 'John Wayne' paper. Rough, tough and don't take **** off nobody.
Almost like sandpaper.