On Fri, 13 Jan 2017 21:40:41 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 13 Jan 2017 21:15:23 -0000, Dave Plowman (News)
wrote:
In article ,
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Shower - electric.
Dishwasher - electric.
Washing machine - electric.

Nothing else needs hot water.

Wouldn't surprise me if you didn't wash your hands after having a
****.

Soap operates in cold water. Why wait for the hot water to reach the
tap along the pipe from the boiler?

Pillock.

I save time in the bathroom. You are a sissy and need warm water. You are a big girl's blouse.

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