On Fri, 13 Jan 2017 21:15:23 -0000, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Shower - electric.
Dishwasher - electric.
Washing machine - electric.

Nothing else needs hot water.

Wouldn't surprise me if you didn't wash your hands after having a ****.

Soap operates in cold water. Why wait for the hot water to reach the tap along the pipe from the boiler?

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