On 01/07/2017 12:47 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 02:13:46 -0000, T wrote:

On 01/04/2017 07:35 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
against God and wound up running the Eternal Golf Course.

The what?!?

Your have never heard Hell called the Eternal Golf
Course? It is where fishermen go when they lead
unrighteous lives and die.

No, but then I've neve gone into a church (except to nick stuff).


If you ever do, I'd recommend avoiding being splashed with the
holy water. It tends to burn. The smoke trails are
embarrassing too.

:-)