On Sat, 31 Dec 2016 14:53:14 -0800
mike wrote:

From: mike
Subject: Pruning trees below freezing?
Date: Sat, 31 Dec 2016 14:53:14 -0800
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Hire an illegal Mexican tree trimming crew.
they work cheap and will work with hand saws
in the middle of the night.