On Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:03:33 -0000, GB wrote:


LOCAL POLICE NEWS
DAMAGE CAUSED TO TRAIN STATION PLATFORM - SHERINGHAM
Officers from Sheringham are appealing for witnesses to come forward
after damage was caused to the newly laid concrete at the heritage train
station.
At some point on the evening of the Sheringham Christmas light
€˜switch on, Friday 18th November, offenders have jumped on to unset
concrete leaving several deep foot prints.
Officers are keen to hear from anyone who may have witnessed the
incident or has information relating to it.
Witnesses should contact PCSO Royston Seabrook on 101 or call
Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111 or through their
Anonymous Online Form at www.crimestoppers-uk.org.



From the Holt Chronicle.

Too many police clearly, they've run out of real crimes.

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"Have you been hunting bear lately?"
"No, the grass tickles."