On Sat, 24 Dec 2016 22:12:00 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:


My cats like to walk in front of me then wonder why I trip over them. They seem to be clever enough not to try the same with cars.

Tripping over a 115 pound Labrador is a little more significant
because when he jumps up he will knock you over if you haven't already
fallen