On Tue, 6 Dec 2016 17:38:37 -0600, Dean Hoffman wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRTZwe_z73Q

Bulletsafe, maker of bullet proof vests compares their vests
to various things. In the spirit of Christmas, the target is fruitcake.

Bummer. When you said "fruitcake" I had imagined a San Francisco board of supervisors member.