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cowabunga dude

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Why don't they have an express line at the food counter for people who
actually bought something from the store. I was standing there with
$850 worth of stuff in my cart and there were 30 people in the food
line, most who just walked straight in off the street, for a cheap
lunch. I just left hungry.

There was a special idiot at work who was so fat he had most of his intestine removed, and his stomach stapled. He was supposed to be on a diet but would always eat everything he wasn't supposed to eat, which caused him to pass gas that stunk so bad it was unbearable.

He bragged about going into a Grady's that was packed with people in line ahead of him. He bragged about how he passed gas and everyone cleared out so fast, he was suddenly the only one in line. He said the employee was looking around shocked that everyone left.

He went to a barbeque at a coworkers house. The coworkers wife was eight months pregnant. He passed gas and they had to rush her to hospital where she went into labor. Her baby was born a month early.

I could go on and on about things he did, but you probably wouldn't believe me.