On 20/11/2016 18:08, Chris Hogg wrote:
On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 17:03:51 +0000, ARW
wrote:

Just had a call from a neighbour with no HW or CH.

Potterton HE plus boiler.

Took me 30 seconds to decide to hit the pump in the airing cupboard with
a hammer.

Job done

And when he complains about the bill, you can tell him it was £30 for
the call out fee, £5 for hitting the pump, and £65 for knowing what to
hit and where to hit it!


It's all about knowing "where to hit it".

Last night I got a phone call at about 10pm saying that I had to attend
to a faulty lift at a medical centre at 8am in this morning.

**** knows what the engineers on site had been doing yesterday
afternoon. It took me 5 minutes to find the faulty contactor.


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Adam