On Thu, 17 Nov 2016 19:05:04 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:13:39 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


I have had ONE interview and that is all it took.

Have you definitely got it then? If so congratulations.

In the interview, she thought I was a bit of a bighead since I knew everything as I was just going for a lab rat job and she manages two labs, but after I told her my suicide story, she started crying and saying "poor thing". She said that she will see me soon - you have to know women and I live with 3 of them.

That might work or it might not. She may not want someone suicidal.

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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a group of cowboys, who then proceeded to kick the **** out of him.