DIYbanter - View Single Post - A blond had a sick dog. (Might be a joke, or maybe not)

(PeteCresswell)

Per :
A blond had a sick dog.

Someone on Facebook told her to call a vet. She called her neighbor, who
is she knew is a Vietnam vet. He asked why she was calling, and she said
"My dog is sick and I need your help". He told her that he dont know
anything about sick dogs....
She said to him "It's your job to care for sick dogs and you better get
your ****ing ass over here now". He hung up.

She posted on Facebook, "I called a vet and he said he dont know nothing
about sick dogs, what do I do now?

In another vein:

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title,
and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a
little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"

The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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Pete Cresswell