On Fri, 11 Nov 2016 05:53:57 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, 11 November 2016 01:32:41 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Bloody hell, my car is that old and has had no repairs done.
The only thing it has needed are servicing and some wiper blades.
Your car is what's known as a lemon.

Simon ................... ****ing Hell!

I thought northerners were sensible with money....

Only a nutter would scrap a £25000 car and buy a £4000 2014 Corsa for the sake of a few quid. My 159 is better than it was brand new as all of the design defects have been sorted out.

A Corsa is unsuitable for anyone taller than 5 ft.

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