"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Mon, 31 Oct 2016 00:31:10 -0000, Rod Speed
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Oct 2016 22:24:05 -0000, Rod Speed
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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GB wrote:
On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in
Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.

Not in Mr Hucker's back garden.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...derwearman.JPG

More like:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...74_634x286.jpg

None of those are actually silly enough to go anywhere near your
backyard.

Supply enough booze and they'll do anything.

Never enough with your backyard.

When I wander around naked they'll all come running.

Only to point and laugh and put the video on youtube.

Plenty of council estates around.

You prove that enough booze isnt enough since
you make it so cheaply and they still don't turn up.

That's because I drink it myself.

Clearly doesn't see them come running.