On Sat, 29 Oct 2016 03:10:01 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On 28/10/2016 20:14, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2016 05:16:24 +0100, Simon Mason
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On Thursday, 27 October 2016 23:12:40 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:17:57 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
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They like to show their bell ends in their lycra shorts.

This girl at work used to ask me "How is it hanging, Simon?" I
used to
say "to the left and then to the right".

I've always said "to the left" (a quote from Bill Cosby). So when
cycling
it's moving constantly? Does that not cause swelling? :-)

Not when its as small as yours and his is.

Mine is 7'' and hits the buffers.

Same here, which I always thought was average. According to google,
the
average is a pathetic 6", and in some countries 5!

What is "hits the buffers"?

Use your imagination.

He hasn't got one.

I have an excellent imagination.

Fantasy.

Fantasy requires imagination.

--
Watching his date from the corner of his eye while he poured her a drink, the young bachelor said, "Say when."
She replied, "Right after that drink."