"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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On Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:49:51 UTC+1, Bod wrote:
On 25/10/2016 19:21, Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 25 October 2016 18:41:44 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:


He presumably noticed that when he jumped off the
bridge and got run over by a ****ing great truck.

Maybe he'd swallowed some nasty chemicals from BP and thought he
could, and that's why he got away with the extra pay.

I have a load of cyanide, Mercury and acids here to kill an army, but
chose the bridge as it is a known killer - the truck was an added
bonus.

Pesky NHS scum saved me though and my leg which got MRSA in hospital
and even the head surgeon was convinced they would have to amputatate
it to save my life.

I had to sign on the dotted line to give them permission to saw it
off - it took 18 months before I could walk again.

Could you still play the trumpet?

Riding a bike again is my next goal - might slip out at 0500 tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS2j8j7DgjM

Woolly took his own life as well.

Yeah, its actually the leading cause of death in that age group now.

http://www.bjharvest.co.uk/woolly.htm