On Tue, 25 Oct 2016 19:21:51 +0100, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 25 October 2016 18:41:44 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


He presumably noticed that when he jumped off the
bridge and got run over by a ****ing great truck.

Maybe he'd swallowed some nasty chemicals from BP and thought he could, and that's why he got away with the extra pay.

I have a load of cyanide, Mercury and acids here to kill an army, but chose the bridge as it is a known killer - the truck was an added bonus.

I would have used the drugs. In the correct dose (and I assume you know what that is) it's 100% sure to kill you.

Pesky NHS scum saved me though and my leg which got MRSA in hospital and even the head surgeon was convinced they would have to amputatate it to save my life.

I had to sign on the dotted line to give them permission to saw it off - it took 18 months before I could walk again.

You now have a fake leg?

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